Don’t Lie to Me, Brooke!

Dear NBC,

Seriously.

What the H?

Despite reports, Brooke Shields says her NBC drama Lipstick Jungle hasn’t been scrapped.

“They thought that because My Own Worst Enemy has been shut down that the same thing had happened to us, and it’s not true,” she told reporters at Sunday’s Cookie magazine Kidsfest in NYC.

Please stop toying with me.

My glamour-lacking, stuck-in-the-house-most-of-the-day-working-from-home, can’t-afford-jimmy-choos lifestyle just CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE.  I need characters to live vicariously through!  Don’t you understand??!!?

That is all.

Thank you.